I Guess I'll Stay Married
Paul Thorn

CAPO 5th Fret   
INTRO:
C   A7   D7   G   C   F   C

C                  C7
I got lucky, on my birthday
        F                           C
My wife reluctantly, let me have my way
                       C                     D7
She said, This is for you, do what you must do,
                        G        G7
Let me know when youre through
                       C                        C7
I thought things would change, when we tied the knot
               F                           C
But the life I dreamed of, aint the one I got
              C             D7  G    C  F  C
When she says no, she means no, hell no

CHORUS
               F                                                    C  
I couldnt get laid when I was single, if you threw me in a womens prison
                D7              G       G7
I am the poster child for total rejection
F                                 C  C/B  A7
Celibacy is the cross that I must carry
               D7                           G                    C       F   C
I couldnt get laid when I was single, so I guess Ill just stay married

           C                       C7
Ive got a bull dog, he lives on a chain
                 F                         C
I know what hes going through, I feel his pain
              C                      D7                  G       G7
He dont have no fun, on that doggie run - He never gets none
         C                          C7
Hes got potential, if he could get free
              F                      C
But hes on a short leash, just like me
                C                 D7     G                 C  F  C
He goes through life, with hungry eyes watching bitches go by

REPEAT CHORUS LAST LINE TWICE AND END
